An actual conversation I had today with my daughter.
Wife: “Wow, I can smell those Spicy Cheez Its all the way over here.”
D1: “That’s not all the way.”
Wife: “What?”
D1: “That’s not all the way.”
Wife: Looks at me as I look at her. We laugh.
D1: Gets up walks three steps over to where wife sits and says, “See. Mommy’s right here.”
Me: “What she meant is that she could smell the Cheez Its from where she is.”
D1: “But that’s not all the way. All the way means far away.”
Me: “What all the way means, D1, is the total distance between the person who says it and you.”
D1: “No it doesn’t.”
Me: “Ugh. You should be a fundamentalist.”
D2 (joining the conversation): “What’s a fundamentalist?”
Me: “It’s a person for whom every word must mean one and only one thing and who believes their interpretation of reality is the only correct one.” I then started singing a song from Winnie the Pooh's Grand Adventure…
D1: “What’s a dementalist?”
Me: “Oh no.” I get up to leave.
D1: “What’s a dementalist?!”
Me: “A person who has no fun.”
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