because they don't have explosives in Texas

What possible purpose could you have for carrying a stick of dynamite(!!!) in your suitcase?

"I uh, work in, uh... Mining! Yeah, that's it. And I, uh, handle this kind of thing all the time. Seriously."

To the various blogfriends whom I will visit on my upcoming vacation, I will not be bringing any explosives, concealed or otherwise. So you can rest easy.

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