Here's a kind of frightening article about how cats are taking over the world. Okay, not really but it is about a cat parasite that seems to be able to change the behavior of humans.
I must have it, since...
infected men tend to be less intelligent and probably a bit boring[ed. - than what?]. But both men and women who are infected are more prone to feeling guilty and insecure.
At least that's what my cat keeps telling me.
Read the whole article, that last line is a kicker.