- I know that if I submitted an explanation of my hatred.... sorry, my vehement dislike of internet explorer... that I would win with no problem. So I'm being nice and giving the rest of you a chance.
- What on earth would I do with a Sega Game Gear. I who hate video games and hate... I mean, vehemently dislike.... TV even more?
So, since I'm not blowing away the curve with my amazing sardonic and sarcastic wit, you can start composing your entries with some hope of victory and submit them over at Stephen's place.