Jim Regular, the carrier for #5 feigned sadness to be losing me, though I'll still be working 5 all the time since the other subs hate it (with good reason). Anyway, as he searched for words to describe my hard work and dedication (or, perhaps more accurately, desperation), he said this...
"You were like my little Tarzan"
My response: "Jim, I'm not sure I like the imagery conjured by the "Little Tarzan" characterization."
His response to my response: "Huh?"
Just another day workin' the mail. How 'bout it?