"'We've had a lot of fun with it,' Sister Cahoon said on Thursday. People have asked her what she saw in heaven, and whether she will need to die again in order to get there."
She's only mostly dead*.
Actually, she's not even close. Despite what the paper said. At 82, she's still got a lot of life left to live. "The universal feeling that has come across is that people are very glad I'm not dead," she said.
Sister Janelle Cahoon lives, let us be thankful.
Kick of the habit to: Obscure Store.
*It's an adapted film quote, can you guess from where?