number one reason not to teach your parrott to talk

The future is highly uncertain, when it's not downright bleak. But I got a much needed laugh from reading this.

Alas, poor Ziggy had to part with his owner because, once he began squawking out the identity of her illicit lover he couldn' stop, even after the girl got her walking papers.

Now it's he said, she said, parrot said...

Him: "I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

Her: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird. He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."


Zig: "Hiya Gary"

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