i guess you had to be there

What the hell...?

It's the middle of the night. Parking lot. A man stands alone. Suddenly a guy runs up to him saying "Gimme your dough" ...

"Meanwhile, a pickup truck - which police think was the robber's getaway ride - screeched up in reverse, but instead of spiriting the robber away, hit both the suspect and the victim, apparently by accident. Then the pickup bolted."

Remember. It's the middle of the night, 2:30am or something. It gets better.

A woman...

"behind the wheel of a Lexus, put the suspect in her sights. The woman rammed the robber with the front of her car. Then backed up and hit him again. And again...[then] the man reached into his pocket to pull his gun, but shot himself in the leg. That's when the woman hit the robber with her car a fourth time."


But wait, we're not done!

Police showed up, arrested the injured thief and sent him away on a stretcher but...
"they also nabbed another man, who may have had nothing to do with the melee but was spotted running from the scene."

Remind me not to move to Milwaukee. Or at least never to run down the street in the middle of the night past a woman in a Lexus repeatedly slamming a guy with a gun in a parking lot if I do.

Gentle tap with the front end to: Obscure Store

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