If you (like a couple of friends of mine) work at a certain famous coffee chain, you just might. Pour this in your cup and drink it:
"People are not fearful," Schultz said. "They look forward to me being in the stores. It's not about me trying to discover something that's wrong."Whatever.
Hey, at least I'm certain that my favorite Starbucks would come up smelling like a rose if they got a visit from The Man. They're the coolest.
Watch out Matt, you live close to the guy!
H/T: Starbucks Gossip