Okay, enough strife. This post courtesy of my wife. It's about knitting. No kidding!
Joy found this wonderful knitblog with great creative presentation of knitwear and knitting disasters. On Thursdays she writes "What The Hell Is This?" articles. And there are hats that she refers to as "brain suckers." (Maybe Kanye West, Pat Robertson, and Dennis Hastert have worn them? -- oops sorry, I promised I wouldn't).
I laughed, and I don't get into knitting.
Incidentally my wife knit a couple of scarves that looked like this, and my first reaction was "What the hell is that!?"