... you may think that's just a fact of life, especially if you've ever tried to study Old Testament Hebrew! Oy.
Well, now your lack of this knowledge is workin' out real good for ya. See, Stephen at Wild Olive Branch is running a contest on who can come up with the most, uh, creative "translation" of an advertisement... or a propaganda poster... or... oh just go here and figger it out for yourself. There's an actual prize involved!
(I'm sure you can do better than my flimsy attempt, which is the second comment.)