Hey Cold Stone!
WHAT were you THINKING?
You seduced me and I was seduced. I walked into your store tonight with my daughter and saw, at the far end of the cooler, that beautiful chocolate ice cream the color of peat moss. "Finally, Cold Stone has dark chocolate!"
I rejoiced in my spirit. But then. But THEN! I stood in front of the case and read the label: dark chocolate peppermint.
How could you?
Death to peppermint.