(Trivia points if you can guess the origin of the post title... if not the movie, then maybe the actor who spake said line).
A woman walks into a fast food joint, orders some onion rings to go with her cholesterol sandwich, and finds them too cold.
So, she does what any self-respecting, onion-ring-loving American taxpayer would do...
SHE CALLS 911!
I've often thought that people who eat fast food should be locked up, but I didn't mean it literally.
Be careful out there, folks.
Hat tip: Obscure Store.