he apologized on TV, so it must be genuine. or something.

My wonderful, beautiful, talented, amazing wife...

has a long standing crush on this loser.

Okay, so he can act. Big deal.

Today, he pleaded guilty to assault and posession of a weapon (a telephone!). The charges resulted from a failed attempt to reach his wife by phone. Because he was aggravated, he threw the phone at a hotel clerk. It hit the man, cutting his face.

He said the outburst was the result of "jet lag, loneliness and adrenalin"

...and not because he's a jerk.

via Findory.

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