2005-11-28

coming soon: ms sets the (sub)standard

Internet Explorer 7 is coming soon. I know you're delighted.

UPDATE: And widening the margin, in usability if not in number of users, Firefox 1.5 comes out later today, says Macworld via Yahoo.

I know some of you are still happily living in IE land. Some may even be, dare I say it, fans of explorer. Rest assured, Microsoft will certainly deliver another product that is overdue yet performs poorly while simultaneously looking awful and taking up too much space on your machine.

Here's what PCWorld has to say...

IE's changes are long overdue, and the browser remains a work in progress, with final code not slated until sometime in 2006. But as it stands, many of its new features still don't match functionality already present in the other browsers.


Read the entire 5 page article here.

So tell me again, why anyone would bother with it? Sentimentality perhaps. Some people enjoy it. Sort of like how some people still use casette tapes.

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that's mr. real person consultant to you

From now on, you may think of me as the official SEO (that's Geek 2.0 for Search Engine Optimization) poster child. It's because I make it look so easy, you know.

How I do it is: I see a little something on the web telling me, for example, how to become an extrovert. Smartypants that I am, I decide to do an alternate post about how to become an introvert. But, and here's the trick, I title it "how to become a real person," since extoversion is completely overrated, as everyone knows. Well, okay, not everyone.

Somewhere down the line, some unknown websurfer does a search on google, titled "become a real person" and clicks the first item that comes up. Of course, he (or she) is disappointed to find my blog at the other end of that click, that goes without saying. But it's still one more hit for me, and because of Mr. (or Ms.) Unknown Searcher, and countless others like him (or her), I'm on top.

With tactics like this, it's no wonder my daily hit count is in the very high single digits!

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2005-11-27

no country for old men: review

I brought Cormac McCarthy's new book, No Country for Old Men, with me over Thanksgiving. In fact, I read the entire thing through on Thanksgiving Day, it was that absorbing. Not only could I not put it down, I could barely stand to take my eyes from the page. No Country grabs you by the throat, shakes you like a rag doll for three hundred pages and leaves you exhausted. I loved it.

McCarthy is not light reading. He's a spare writer who loves conjunctions, especially 'and'. He does not shy from brutality and in this book he seems almost to revel in starkly gruesome violence.

Anton Chigurh (pronounced so that it can be confused with sugar) is a killer. We don't know much else about him and we don't need to. The opening, vicious murder of a Sheriff's deputy by which Chigurh makes his escape, gives us almost all we need know of this guy.

Llewelyn Moss is a hunter who stumbles upon the bloody aftermath of a dope deal gone bad. He's a good tracker and it is these skills that will get him mixed up with Chigurh.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell is tracking both of these men throughout the book, a step behind them to the end.

It is Bell who gives the book its voice, he is one of the old men of the title. Moss and Chigurh are much younger. The book is a study in the way the world has changed, though only the older characters can describe this. In doing so, Bell even gives us the cliche about the old problems of kids chewing gum in schools versus the new problems of rape and murder. In the hands of a lesser writer this kind of thing would kill the book, but McCarthy employs cliche here because this is how someone like Ed Tom Bell talks, and thinks.

Which brings me to the best reason to read McCarthy: language. The man is a master of painting in English (though it's helpful in reading many of his books to be literate in Spanish as well, which I'm not).

As with other great writers, what he doesn't say is as important as what he does. McCarthy leaves a lot to the imagination, but describes some things (boots, the inside of a truck) with precision. Watch his use of the words "serum" and "matter" in allowing the reader to imagine present or recent violent scenes. Or a phrase like "God's own distance" to instantly render the country where a character is, unfortunately, not. There isn't a single wasted sentence in the book. Think that's not an accomplishment? Even Gilead had one or two.

Contrast McCarthy with a writer like McMurtry or, better yet, a filmmaker like Clint Eastwood. Eastwood likes to illustrate redemption through violence. McCarthy's violence--in this book and others such as his Border Trilogy--is often not redemptive, sometimes it is capricious. He may be suggesting that the world is largely random, and in fact a few of his characters have said as much. This insistent randomness confronts characters who seem to crave order with catastrophe. McCarthy almost never lets them off the hook. The characters we like best in his books often don't live to the end. Sometimes they meet their doom quite suddenly, and even "off screen." We only learn about it later through the eyes or ears of another character.

It is this fierce resistance to contrivance that I especially appreciate in McCarthy's work.
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2005-11-26

certain of you should not read this post

Depending on your personal fear factor, you may not want to read this.


"I was once told that we ingest up to 2 lbs of bugs per year"


I told you.

Just great! I had to check bloglines once before going to bed. As the author of the Damn Interesting article says, "sweet dreams."

Yuck.


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corning: what more do you need?

We went to Corning, NY yesterday. Yes, I did in fact go shopping on Black Friday. But wait, it's not what you think.

Corning on the day after Thanksgiving (in years when we're in Upper Dialup, PA for the holiday) became a tradition with us some years back. We were bored and frankly in need of some calorie burn off after the feast that year, so we drove to Corning and walked around for a few hours. We discovered an oldish downtown with some great little places here and there. In the town square a crowd of people awaited Santa. He arrived (in a police cruiser!) to great fanfare and began receiving visitors in his little Santa gazebo.

As years have passed, the downtown has endured a great deal of turnover. There are still a few more empty storefronts than I would have liked, but the must-stops are still there. Since Corning is still a well kept secret, we didn't have to fight crowds at all, but there were enough people around to lend a sense of life to downtown.

While enjoying some ice cream (25 degrees outside? It's never too cold for ice cream) at the Old World Cafe in the town center, I turned to Joy and said, "The only thing this town needs is a free wireless hotspot?" I've sinced realized that it also needs a decent bookstore.

Later I asked a shopkeeper who had satellite radio in her store about wifi access. "There's a hotspot right across the street in the town center." So I had been sitting in it when I made the observation. A quick scan of the blurb about the hotspot on the Corning Chamber website reveals this:

"Laptop users lacking an appropriate wi-fi PC card can borrow one, free of charge from the Information Center."


Nice! One suggestion for business owners and Corning chamber of commerce members: more and better web pages. Maybe start a blog while you're at it.

2005-11-24

is it a nightmare if you're awake?

We interrupt the interruption of blogging for an announcement:

I just got a look at this blog in internet explorer for mac. on dialup.

Frightening.

We now return you to your interruption, already in progress.

2005-11-23

this is not here

This blog is hereby suspended by unilateral order of the Thanksgiving Celebrators Union Local Pottstown #1.

Publication of utter nonsense will resume no earlier than Saturday.

Happy Thanksgiving. Peace to all.

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the gospel according to my birthday

Because it's a meme.

How come I never think of these things myself?

You take your birthday and look up the corresponding verse in each gospel. Of course, it's a so-very-subtle way of letting you all know my birthday.

Matthew 1:19 - Her husband Joseph, being a righteous man and unwilling to expose her to public disgrace, planned to dismiss her quietly.

Mark 1:19 - As he went a little farther, he saw James son of Zebedee and his brother John, who were in their boat mending the nets.

Luke 1:19 - The angel replied, "I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I have been sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news.

John 1:19 - This is the testimony given by John when the Jews sent priests and Levites from Jerusalem to ask him, "Who are you?"


I guess these are kind of appropriate given that Advent is almost upon us.



H/T: Nouslife
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2005-11-22

i'm only sleeping, not

when i wake up early in the morning
lift my head, i'm still yawning
when i'm in the middle of a dream
stay in bed float upstream (float upstream)

...unless of course, I can't get to sleep in the first place.

I don't feel like watching court TV either, though I may have to resort to that soon.

So if you see a nearly incomprehensible comment from me on your blog, you'll know why (actually you'll probably just say to yourself, "what else is new.")

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this one's lost its flavor

The neo-classic line "All your base are belong to us," from the game Zero Wing is being overused.

Please stop it already. Please.

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2005-11-20

myst-y mountain hop

Stop it. Stop it now. Stop laughing.

I'm still stuck in noloben.

In fact, I've reached dead ends in all four ages.

I told you to stop!

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tears and hugs

This was a busy week. Since the bosspastor was on vacation I had my plate full. On top of that, I'm trying to get together an advent devotional for our congregation. It's a long established tradition in this church, but you really have to keep after folks to write a short little something. That didn't help in the workload department.

So it was delightful to see Kay in church this morning. Kay is still terminal. But right now she's experiencing an upturn in her condition. She's decided to forego any treatment and "let the Lord take me when he wants to take me."

Becuase she was feeling pretty good this week, she asked her son-in-law to bring her to church. Alice, who wears an eye patch now after her accident left her with double vision, shed tears when she saw Kay enter the sanctuary.

I found a lot to complain about this week at church, and still think most of it was justified. But seeing Kay embraced by so many people, and Alice's tears reminded me what this ministry thing, as painful as it is, is supposed to be about.


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2005-11-19

how the other half gives thanks

Just doing a little non scientific fact checking. You can help.

**Too bad, it looks like yahoo took the story in question below out of their rotation as I was finishing this post, but you can still find it by following the link below.**

First, go to my yahoo (without signing in to your account, if you have one).

You should notice that the "today" box right below the "sign in to access..." contains one of four rotating stories. Eventually, a story about mail order thanksgiving meals should appear. Or you can click on the small text in the box that says, "Is Mail Order Thanksgiving Dinner..."

The lead in says:

(Yahoo! Finance) This year more than half of all Americans will mail-order their Thanksgiving spread. But will it taste good? We tested 5..


Now, I've read the article that appears when you follow the "more" link, but I don't see any mention of the amazing assertion that more than 50% of Americans will mail order thanksgiving dinner.

So, I want to know, gentle readers, am I missing out? Have I lost touch with American society so completely that I did not know that Thanksgiving is no longer Thanksgiving unless you have a Harry and David Cajun Style Boneless Stuffed Turkey delivered by Fed Ex?

Please verify, if you will, whether you are getting your Thanksgiving in the mail or not. I am in distress here, feeling so out of touch.


2005-11-18

he apologized on TV, so it must be genuine. or something.

My wonderful, beautiful, talented, amazing wife...

has a long standing crush on this loser.

Okay, so he can act. Big deal.

Today, he pleaded guilty to assault and posession of a weapon (a telephone!). The charges resulted from a failed attempt to reach his wife by phone. Because he was aggravated, he threw the phone at a hotel clerk. It hit the man, cutting his face.

He said the outburst was the result of "jet lag, loneliness and adrenalin"


...and not because he's a jerk.


via Findory.



google analytics: why bother?

I've decided to remove the Google analytics tracking code from my template as well as my google analytics record, for two reasons.

1. First, as Eric points out, there is a real privacy concern raised by this "free" service. I don't think Google intends to go after the very bloggers it likes to benefit from, but the way is open with the terms of service for this tool. Here's a short sample:

You will have and abide by an appropriate privacy policy and will comply with all applicable laws relating to the collection of information from visitors to Your websites. You must post a privacy policy and that policy must provide notice of your use of a cookie that collects anonymous traffic data.


Here's the full deal.

I don't have a privacy policy. All traffic to this site is tracked, I think you knew that, but until just now I'd never mentioned it. Furthermore I, like Eric, am not sufficiently informed about privacy law to know whether agreeing to these terms would be a wise move on my part or not. Are you?

But the biggest red flag that these terms raise for me is summarized in my Coalition of Unpaid Bloggers manifesto (read: justification for putting a neat looking button on my blog), and expanded upon here. I prefer to remain unbeholden, at least as far as is possible. Google Analytics applies just the kind of restriction I'm eager to avoid.

I still like Google, and still wish I had bought shares last year, but I'm not ceding any more to them or anyone else than absolutely necessary. As the apostle Paul wrote, "all things are lawful for me but I will not be enslaved by anything."



2. It never did work! Not for me, anyway. This is actually the more important reason. When I sign up for a service, free or not, I expect it to work. 'nuff said.



So, moving on...


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egermency! egermency! ewrybody to get from street!

(Trivia points if you can guess the origin of the post title... if not the movie, then maybe the actor who spake said line).

A woman walks into a fast food joint, orders some onion rings to go with her cholesterol sandwich, and finds them too cold.

So, she does what any self-respecting, onion-ring-loving American taxpayer would do...

SHE CALLS 911!

I've often thought that people who eat fast food should be locked up, but I didn't mean it literally.

Be careful out there, folks.


Hat tip: Obscure Store.

2005-11-17

google underestimates it's own popularity

One thing was obvious to me the other day when I learned via Micro Persuasion that google analytics was available for free: it was going to be overrun with signups.

I was correct. I signed up immediately and still don't see statistics telling me the massive numbers of readers and visits I do not have. I guess my humiliation will have to wait for Google's servers to catch up to demand.

Apparently Google was surprised, as this article at PC World suggests.

That Google fumbled the launch of this service is hard to believe, given the company's profile and resources, Extreme Software's Kawira said. "They should have known they were going to have a huge amount of people sign up," he said.


In other words, "duh!"

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don't let anyone look down on you because of your youth

This story is old, I guess, but it just appeared on Findory and it's news to me.

Britney Gallivan is the kind of young woman I stayed far away from in high school: way smarter than I'll ever be. (Somewhere along the line I dropped that rule as my wife will doubtless attest).

She figured out how to fold a paper in half twelve times (conventional wisdom states that more than 8 times is impossible) using single or alternating direction folding, I don't know how she did it. I can't even decipher the webpage on which the whole thing is explained. But there is a picture on it of Britney herself with what looks like A PERFECTLY FOLDED FITTED SHEET!

...although I guess it's paper. She's got the math all worked out. Apparently she's no slouch at economics either; if you want her explanation of how she solved the problem it's gonna cost you.

Way to go Britney!

2005-11-16

you knew it was coming, didn't you?

Google. Free Wifi. Mountain View, CA.

Come hither, google!

via Findory
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jim needs meme

Actually, that's the last thing I need, but Matt picked up on this meme that's spreading around the b'sphere like Kudzu on Jimmy Carter's back porch.

You type your name into google followed by "needs" and post the first ten hits.

For me, it's...

Jim Jannotti needs...

  1. serotoninrain (yes, I do)
  2. for young people to make a commitment to sexual purity (especially my own two girls!!)
  3. to get Paul Hartman, Jim Petro, Tim Pritchard,...
  4. music weed file directory (I always thought so).
  5. Upper Room|Devotional (no thanks, I already got one)
  6. network layer support for overlay networks (huh?)
  7. network layer support for overlay networks (I guess I REALLY need that)
  8. truth in justice's message board (truth is in short supply, as you know)
  9. bibliography (I think I need to get some books published first)
  10. **the tenth one made no sense at all so I'm taking the 11th**
  11. overcast reliable multicasting with an overlay network (alright! Criminy! I'll go out and get it tomorrow!)

Well, I feel better now. How about you?
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